[Tfug] Forget Unix. Let's make up lunatic tinfoil-hat conspiracy crap all day.

[bpoag at comcast.net]

I'll get us started.

Did you know that Tom and Jerry cartoons are used by the government to transmit Manchurian-candidate style messages to children? Here's the PROOF:

1) Since 1940, when Tom and Jerry first appeared, America has seen more political assassinations than any other time in American history. Tom and Jerry continue to appear routinely in syndication, repeating their message to millions upon millions of people on a daily basis. Looking at the data, we can see a strong correlation between the appearance of Tom and Jerry and the huge spike in political assassinations that have occured since 1940, both successful and unsuccessful. 

Think i'm kidding? 

Carlo Tresca, (1943), anarchist organizer
Albert Patterson, (1954), Alabama Attorney General
Curtis Chillingworth, (1955), a Florida judge
John F. Kennedy, (1963), President of the United States
Lee Harvey Oswald, (1963), alleged assassin of John F. Kennedy
Medgar Evers, (1963), U.S. civil rights activist
Malcolm X, (1965), black Muslim leader, killed in a Manhattan banquet room as he began a speech
George Lincoln Rockwell, (1967), founder of the American Nazi Party
Martin Luther King, Jr., (1968), U.S. civil rights activist
Robert F. Kennedy, (1968), Presidential candidate and John F. Kennedy's younger brother, shot in Los Angeles
Fred Hampton, (1969), Deputy Chairman of the Illinois chapter of the Black Panther Party
Dan Mitrione, (1970), FBI agent and torture expert, killed by the guerrilla movement Tupamaros
Marcus Foster, (1973), School District Superintendent in Oakland CA, killed by members of the Symbionese Liberation Army
Don Bolles, (1976), Investigative reporter for Arizona Republic, killed in car bomb, Max Dunlap and James Robison convicted, alleged Mafia ties
Orlando Letelier, (1976), Chilean ambassador to the United States under the administration of Salvador Allende
Harvey Milk, (1978), gay rights campaigner and city supervisor of San Francisco, California
George Moscone, (1978), Mayor of San Francisco
Leo Ryan, (1978), Congressman from California, killed as part of the Jonestown Massacre
John Wood, (1979), first US federal judge killed in the twentieth century
Russell G. Lloyd, Sr., (1980), Mayor of Evansville, Indiana
Allard K. Lowenstein, (1980), Congressman from New York
Alan Berg, (1984), radio talk-show host, killed by Neo-nazis
Chiang Nan, (1984), Taiwanese-American writer, allegedly killed by Kuomintang agents
Alex Odeh, (1985), Arab anti-discrimination group leader, killed when bomb exploded in his Santa Ana, California office
Alejandro González Malavé, (1986), famous undercover policeman, in Bayamón, Puerto Rico
Selena Quintanilla-Pérez, (1995), singer killed by former employee, Yolanda Saldívar
Tommy Burks, (1998), Tennessee State Senator
James E. Davis, (2003) New York City Councilman assassinated by Othniel Askew, a political rival in the Council chambers in City Hall
Kathy Augustine (2006), Nevada State Controller
Chauncey Bailey, (2007), journalist
Bill Gwatney, (2008), Chairman of the Arkansas Democratic Party
Maumoon Abdul Gayoom, Maldives president - Mohamed Murshid January 8, 2008
George W. Bush, U.S. president – Vladimir Arutinian (May 10, 2005)
Chen Shui-bian, ROC president (3-19 shooting incident, 2004-03-19) – Chen Yi-hsiung
Dick Cheney, U.S. Vice President – 2007 Bagram Air Base bombing
Jacques Chirac, President of France, on July 14, 2002
Bill Clinton, U.S. president 1994 – Francisco Martin Duran
Michel Elefteriades, Greek-Lebanese artist and politician, in Jounieh, Lebanon, 1993.
Charles de Gaulle, President of France – Jean-Marie Bastien-Thiry
Bob Marley, Reggae musician – December 1976
Larry Flynt, Founder of Hustler Magazine
Gerald Ford, U.S. President – Sara Jane Moore and Lynette Fromme
George Harrison, Former Beatle and solo musician – Michael Abram (2001)
Adolf Hitler – Claus von Stauffenberg (placed time bomb at the Wolfsschanze on July 20, 1944)
Pope John Paul II – Mehmet Ali Ağca (1981)
Alexandre Millerand, President of France – Gustave Bouvet
Pervez Musharraf, President of Pakistan (2004)
Chandrika Kumaratunga, President of Sri Lanka, Colombo, Sri Lanka (1999)
Andy Warhol, American pop artist – Valerie Solanas(1968)
Richard Nixon, U.S. President – Samuel Byck
Theodore Roosevelt , U.S. president – John Shrank
Ronald Reagan, U.S. President – John Hinckley, Jr. (1981)
Harry Truman by Puerto Rican immigrant Oscar Collazo and Griselio Torresola. Torresola was shot and killed.
Hasina Wazed, Former Prime Minister of Bangladesh and Leader of the Awami League opposition party. (2005)
George Wallace, Governor of Alabama – Arthur Herman Bremer (1972).
Victor Yushchenko, President of Ukraine – unknown (dioxin poisoning attempt while he was opposition candidate prior to his presidency in 2004).
Leopold II, King of the Belgians – Gennaro Rubino (1902).
Imelda Romualdez Marcos, First Lady, Republic of the Philippines, December 7, 1972, by unknown farmer
Fidel Castro, President, Cuba, numerous times, by CIA

As you can see, the evidence is overwhelming that Tom and Jerry cartoons are a vehicle for Manchurian-candidate style assassination messages. Nothing else can explain the geographic diversity and seemingly random nature of the crimes, except for something which has bombarded audiences of children with repeating messages (re-runs) worldwide for decades. A broadcasted message of some sort. Repeated over and over again in reruns.

2) Trees and Bohemian Grove

Bohemian Grove. It's a secluded campground in a forest....a forest filled with TREES. Those trees contain tons and tons of cellulose. Tom and Jerry first appeared on film...celluloid film. Coincedence? If you're still not convinced, consider this --- Both Hanna and Barbera were known to include trees in their cartoons, even the same kinds of trees as one would find in Bohemian Grove. Out of the tens if not hundreds of thousands of species of trees on planet Earth, they chose to put trees in their cartoons whose shapes and colors were similar to trees in and around Bohemian Grove. Again, coincedence?

3) The US Government, Spinach, and Deformities

It's already been established that Popeye was our government's way desensitizing the American people to substance abuse (spinach) and profound human deformities (Popeye's tumor-ridden face, deformed biceps, etc.) ....It should be a foregone conclusion that, similarly, the violence depicted in Tom and Jerry is our government's attempt at rationalizing extreme physical brutality. Did you ever notice that children aren't horrified when Tom is chasing Jerry with a rotary lawnmower, or when Jerry flattens Tom to a paper-thin two dimensional version of himself by dropping an anvil or a piano on him from above? Why aren't these things disturbing to us? Shouldn't they be? Why don't our minds process them with the same sense of horror as other acts of physical violence? Simple. We've been reprogrammed. We are slowly slipping into becoming an army of Manchurian candidates, being lulled into a sleep without our knowing.

4) Currency

Look on the back of a dollar bill. See the pyramid with the all-seeing eye above it? Guess what. Both Tom AND Jerry were drawn with EYES. Infact, every single character who's facial expression has appeared in a Tom and Jerry cartoon has....you guessed it----EYES!!! The only exception to this was the few episodes which depicted a disgracefully stereotypical African-American "mammy" character, who was only filmed from the knees down. Suspiciously, these episodes have all but disappeared from the airwaves....Coincedence?

I think not.

Cheers,
Bowie

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